I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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