Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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