Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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