So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Randomize
