o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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