Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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