Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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