You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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