Cold hands, warm shart.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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