i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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