just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
This baby is an asshole
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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