I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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