Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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