Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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