I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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