maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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