I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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