Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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