Don't you send me to vm
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
you will always have a special place in my vag
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
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