But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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