Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Randomize
