First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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