She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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