I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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