He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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