So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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