it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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