you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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