He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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