i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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