is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
