Where is the hickey?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
its liver damage thursday
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