youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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