Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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