Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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