no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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