is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
