Do you still have your period?
North Korea, Best Korea!
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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