no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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