oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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