Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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