Whod you bang
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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