If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
tell me about the fingering
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