We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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