:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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