Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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