Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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