Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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