I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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