It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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