Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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