belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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