So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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