oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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