This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Someone signed my nipple.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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