Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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