I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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